While discussing triangles–Right, Acute, Obtuse, Scalene, Isosceles, AND Equilateral:
J: Miss, how do you memorize all this stuff?
R: Because she’s a woman!
Me: Ex-CUSE me?!
R: Women have good memories.
Me: I–uh–ok. I don’t have any good trick to mem–
R: That’s why you can’t cheat on them.
Me: WHAT??
R: Because then they’ll remember and they’ll hold it over you forever!
Me: Uh…
R: That’s what Officer Johnson [the school's police officer] said!
Me: Well, I guess Officer Johnson gives good advice. Anyway, how about those triangles?
I couldn’t even make this stuff up if I tried.
Wife Erin
Too, too funny! I just shared with my co-workers!